Mega Axolotl
Behold, the Mega Axolotl – 58cm of pure, cuddly absurdity! Crafted from the softest velour fabric, it’s like snuggling up to a giant, slimy salamander without the icky factor. Filled to the brim with polyester fiber and plastic pellets, this behemoth will keep you company through thick and thin (and maybe even crush you if you’re not careful). It’s the perfect conversation starter (or ender, depending on how you play it). Don’t miss your chance to own this delightfully bizarre creation – the Mega Axolotl is the ultimate in quirky home decor!